
Photo: Lucas Mulder
This winter, as Boston got pummeled with snow, I made a weekly trek out to the Norfolk Agricultural High School with thoughts of spring on my mind. I had enrolled in Bee School with the Norfolk County Beekeepers Association and was making plans to broaden my farming knowledge to include the incredibly important (think: pollination) world of beekeeping. If you have any inkling of taking up beekeeping, this class is the most incredible value you can find. For $50, you receive 10 sessions led by experienced beekeepers including a book, discounts from local beekeeping supply places (including a free shipping coupon worth over $50 – so basically the class pays for itself), as well as some great stories from years in the field. A friend who has started a Boston-based beekeepning business claims that this class was the single best investment she made in her business. So while 10 classes may seem a bit exessive (and I have to confess to missing 2 or so) you will leave the class feeling as comfortable as you can given that you will soon be dumping about 10,000 bees into a small wooden box. I finished the class (diploma in hand) and was excited to begin overseeing a hive at the Brookwood Community Farm. I had made the decision not to buy my own hive for a few reasons: 1) I’m highly underemployed and a $600 investment seemed like maybe not the smartest plan 2) my landlord is crazy and I definitely can’t keep the bees in my backyard 3) see number 1. If I actually get a full time job, I might have to move, thereby orphaning my bees. Moving a hive is definitely not on the list of things to undertake as a first year beekeeper.

Photo: Lucas Mulder
So I was set to work with Judy, the Brookwood Farm Manager, as my mentor, helping oversee the three hives at Brookwood. One had not overwintered well, so we ordered a new package of bees and on a warm April day, set about installing them. In retrospect, the signs that I might not be cut out to be a beekeeper were probably pretty clear for quite some time. Last summer I stepped on a bee the same day I was moving out of the farm in California – forcing Lucas to do most of the loading of the car, the entire 4 hour drive to the coast, and a whole lot more driving the next few days as my right foot became very red and swollen. Some time in December, shortly before the start of Bee School, when I was being a great student and had checked out about a dozen beekeeping books from the public library, I remembered what I have long considered my biggest fear in life: lots of small moving things in a small space. There were these crazy fireworks in Guatemala that looked liked insects. Those creaped me out. I have often joked that I am not afraid of any individual bugs, I just don’t like lots of bugs moving around in a tiny place. Some might call that a swarm. And then it hit me. Bees swarm. By definition, a hive is a very small place with lots of tiny bees moving all around. So as I was reading my beekeeping books, when I came to pages with pictures of big mounds of bees piled high, I’d quickly flip the page. Bee School wasn’t going to be easy. But I persevered, and by the time we were rolling into March and I had clocked several hours of bee videos, I was hopeful that my fear might be dissipating.

Photo: Lucas Mulder
When the day arrived to install the new bees, I wore the recommended light-colored clothing. I put on gloves. I triple checked that my veil was tied correctly, and Judy and I headed out to the field. I should mention that Judy was wearing a full bee suit because she had forgotten her usual bee keeping attire. Judy took the lead lifting the hive cover, and slowly placing the frames from the package in the empty brood chamber. It was sunny, the bees had been delivered in a package, which looks a lot like a mini-hive, including a little hole that they can come in and out of, so the bees had been coming and going freely for about two days since their arrival. It was warm and sunny and mid-day. Many bees had already left the package and were flying around. So they weren’t as calm as I would have liked, but it felt manageable. I took deep breaths, let the bees crawl accross my body and took more deep breaths. Until I got stung through my shirt and I let out a childish yelp and began walking briskly away from the hive. When the bees had stopped following me, I returned to the hive and continued to observe, a little less eager to get my hands in the action. Apparently my shirt wasn’t thick enough. I was embarrassed, but I was also relieved. The sting was painful, but nothing like the three stings I remember getting previously, where I found myself fighting back tears. This was the test. If I could withstand the sting and keep focused, I was ready to really start beekeeping. So while I didn’t participate as much as I had hoped, I left the farm that day feeling pretty pleased. I could hardly feel the sting any more and I vowed to buy a thicker white shirt.
Things changed that evening when my arm began to feel hot. The sting was still a visible bump though I had removed the stinger which had actually just lodged in my shirt. It began to itch. By the morning, my arm had swollen to what Lucas called “my popeye arm”. The entire lower arm, from elbow down past my wrist, was significantly larger than my left arm. I headed to work, and my bemused worry grew. After a day in the sun and using my arm quite a lot, it had swollen even more. The swelling was making my hand feel clumsy, as I had less motion in my fingers. I took some benedryl and promtply fell asleep at 8:30. Taking benedryl wasn’t going to be an option if I needed to be alert and driving a tractor the next day. So I left the arm alone, hot and swollen, and waited. On day three, with no discernable reduction in swelling, I called my doctor just for some more information. I didn’t really want to come in to the office,** but I wanted someone to assure me that just because I seemed to be having an allergic reaction to the sting, did not mean that the next time I was stung, I would go into anaphalactic shock. They wouldnt give me that reassurance over the phone, so I scheduled an appointment for a few days later because I was headed out of town that weekend. While out of town visiting my parents, my mother implored me to reconsider my new beekeeping hobby and my dad gave me a tube of some kind of Spanish cream he said had helped him when he got a weird insect bite in Spain last summer. I quickly applied the mystery lotion according to the directions. My knowledge of Spanish was good enough to read the directions clearly, but does not expand into pharmaceutical names. So the cream remained a mystery until my Monday morning doctor’s appointment, where the doctor explained that it was a steroid cream. At this point, either the cream or time had done the trick and the swelling, one week on, was largely gone. But my doctor insisted that I go to an allergist for more info. So, a few weeks later (having agreed to a beekeeping hiatus and not checking the hives until post allergy appointment) I went to the allergist where they confirmed, after several painful shots, that low and behold…I’m allergic to bees! All kinds of bees – wasps, honey bees, other bees whos names I’d never heard of. And there, my beekeeping aspirations came to a sharp halt. They couldn’t guarantee that a sting would prodce a localized or systemic (read: potentially lethal) reaction. They suggested I stop beekeeping and gave me instructions about using an epipen. I love honey, but not really enough to risk my life. So sadly, I think I’m going to stay on the sidelines again this year. I’m dreaming about tapping maple trees next spring. I’m definitely not allergic to them, and there’s no risk they’ll swarm.
**My desire to avoid the doctor’s office was well warranted, given that when I did finally go in, I was exposed to measles and promptly quarantined by the City of Boston, leading to an prolonged fight with the Public Health Commission regarding my vaccination records. ”Quarantine” only just ended a week ago.


And hope arrived for me in the form of a winter farmers market last weekend. I finally trecked all the way across the river to the Somerville Winter Farmers Market (something about that river makes everything seems so far away!). I was really pleasantly surprised to find quite a bounty of locally grown produce, farmstead cheese, local wines, fish, and more. The market is located in 

